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Capital | New York City |
Government | Primitive hierarchical |
Currency | Dried cellulose pulp, minted pieces of metal |
Area | total: 510,065,600 km2 land: 148,939,100 km2 water: 361,126,400 km2 |
Population | 6,600,000,000 (March 2006 est.) |
Language | Earthlingish meat-flapping |
Religion | Usually |
Electricity | Non-fusion based |
Calling Code | +222 |
Internet TLD | .un |
Time Zone | GTC-61x1037 |
Earth (literally, "dirt") is the third planet in the Sol system, about 4.3 lightyears from Alpha Centauri. Without significant orbital recreation systems or magma baths, this planet with its pre-warp-drive civilization may not seem to be worth a stop for refueling. But there's more to Earth than meets the eyes, and if you give it a chance, you may find something here that catches your interest. If you do, be sure to tell us.