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Location
Lage von Earth
Earth
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Quick Facts
Capital New York City
Government Primitive hierarchical
Currency Dried cellulose pulp, minted pieces of metal
Area total: 510,065,600 km2
land: 148,939,100 km2
water: 361,126,400 km2
Population 6,600,000,000 (March 2006 est.)
Language Earthlingish meat-flapping
Religion Usually
Electricity Non-fusion based
Calling Code +222
Internet TLD .un
Time Zone GTC-61x1037

Earth (literally, "dirt") is the third planet in the Sol system, about 4.3 lightyears from Alpha Centauri. Without significant orbital recreation systems or magma baths, this planet with its pre-warp-drive civilization may not seem to be worth a stop for refueling. But there's more to Earth than meets the eyes, and if you give it a chance, you may find something here that catches your interest. If you do, be sure to tell us.


The Most Frequently Asked Travel Questions about Earth


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