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Crime in San Serriffe


Crime in San Serriffe

There are few safety problems in San Serriffe, aside from occasional unprovoked attacks by machete-wielding thugs hopped up on plenque. Some locals advise not carrying a wallet and instead stuffing any dimes Roman and bananas that you are carrying down your pants instead, but this is not advisable as some criminal elements have caught onto the trick and violent removal may lead to undesired collateral damage. At Cocobanana Beach, excessive bulges have also been known to draw unwanted attention from the Fraternity. Cameljacking is on the rise, it's best to rent a fully trained camel through Camel Ninjas .

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